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Physical Stats

From the time I was 13 or so, I had just assumed I was about 6' tall until I was 20 years old when I was hospitalized for a kidney stone and the nurse measured my height. It was 5' 8 1/2''. I still feel like a six foot tall man. But I am not a big guy.

I wear a size 29 pant waist. I weigh 140 lbs and that stays pretty steady, partly due to metabolism and largely because I train hard 2 hours three days out of four. An 8 and 1/2 inch dick was just a gift of genetics. And my hair is actually brown.


A Brief History

I was born December 1, 1972 in Hampton, Virginia but spent my junior high, high school and some college years in Birmingham, Alabama (where I was also studied massage). When I moved back home, I continued on at Christpoher Newport University and after many changes in direction, I finally narrowed my foci down to two majors, English and Philosophy at Old Dominion University which took another four years.

My plan at the time was to go straight on get my MFA in English. I graduated with a 3.78 GPA but with that came total brain freeze. Luckily all the while I had been a working masseur so turned it into a full time gig. That is for now, anyway.

It's not my boyhood dream of being a quantum physicist/buddhist monk with his own atronomical observitory. But I find I'm just as content with my own window on the world. It's all just a matter of perspective.


Who I am Today

The word, nerd doesn't really say it but it is a good place to start. I don't follow science fiction. However I do follow current scientific research, discoveries and understanding avidly. Talk to me about Jane Goodall, "Mirror" neurons, red dwarf stars, etc. and we'll have lots to talk about.

Talk to me about anything and we'll have lots to talk about. Fart jokes and overt political incorrectness are just as good.

My fundamental driving force, however, is my health and the well-being of my body. It's kind of like, "If you fall off a bridge, you might as well flap your arms." If you don't manage your body like you'll be with it forever to begin with, what chance do you have.